says/reads

"The sign says, 'Watch Out for Falling Rocks.'" Really? A talking sign. Will miracles never cease? Come on, now. You know you've said this one a zillion times.

Here's the skinny. When referring to the written word, use the term "reads." You should be saying, "The sign reads. . ." since it can't actually speak.

Now I know what you smart-alecky types are thinking. "I know the sign can't talk, but it can't read either." Good observation. Here's the distinction. While it's true the sign can't talk, it's offering the words for you to read. It's doubtful that every time you see a road sign you vocalize the words. If you do, should you even have a driver's license?

Get on with your life and stop talking to road signs. Next. . .